Assmeats 

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

Assmeats by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assmeats 

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

assmeats by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmeats 

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

assmeats by The Bastard February 19, 2004

assmeat 

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

assmeat by trephine December 27, 2002

assmeat 

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

assmeat by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019