Assegg

A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!

Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!

by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009

assenger

One who rides the ass of another, especially during anal intercourse. See top.

John may have looked like a bottom, but, in the bedroom, he was a total assenger.

by Hasta la Pasta August 23, 2006

Ass Egg

The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus

"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."

by Kappa 3 2 1 October 2, 2015

Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

assenger

Entitled assholes who cause a scene on your flight

Attendant - Sir please turn off Airplane Mode.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.

by SuperNateParty August 21, 2021

Assemgul

Female Kazakh name. “Assem” is translated as beautiful, and “gul” is a flower. So the translation of the name is Beautiful flower 🌹.

-What is that beautiful girl’s name?
-Assemgul
-Wow, and her name is beautiful just like her😍

by Uralova November 20, 2021

Assemgul

Assemgul is a Kazakh beautiful name. She is beautiful as her name but very cold to relationships with people. But if you approach her with a poster with BTS and give her a ticket to Korea, then she will definitely love you. She is the one that everyone loves, but she is not. She is very smart and beautiful.

-Assem, do you want Assemgul or Assem?
- Assassins.

by MisterX 667 November 27, 2021