Definitions by incatatus
black man's dust
The dried semen of a black man often used in magic potions and valued in some remote parts as an aphrodisiac
Joe: "Have you tried viagra?"
Dave: "Screw that! i took some black man's dust and i had an erection for 4 days!"
Dave: "Screw that! i took some black man's dust and i had an erection for 4 days!"
black man's dust by incatatus October 13, 2012
assmess
A particularly runny liquified form of shit, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.
Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.
Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.
Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.
shit baker
Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
shit baker by incatatus June 2, 2011
shooting dust
the act of male ejaculation by someone who has rendered themselves sterile through wanking themselves into oblivion.
shooting dust by incatatus June 1, 2011
tranny town
tranny town by incatatus May 27, 2011