assmess 

A particularly runny liquified form of shit, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.

Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.

Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.

assmess by incatatus October 6, 2012

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

Pre-assessment

Pre-assessment is a test students can take before a new unit to find out what the students need more instruction on and what they may already know. Pre-assessment is a way to save teachers time within the classroom while teaching new material.

The kids take a Pre-assessment in school

Pre-assessment by Game mode 0 September 16, 2016

IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.

A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.

IB internal assessment by marco_uncletony September 23, 2014

Diagnostic Fart Assessment 

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

Diagnostic Fart Assessment by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Mini-assessment 

Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.

Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.

Mini-assessment by the rain master May 4, 2021

analyze, assess, address 

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

analyze, assess, address by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023