assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

assmath 

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

assmath by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003

assmaster 

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003