assmace 

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.

Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.

assmace by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

President Assface 

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface 

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

assface by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017