Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 06, 2003

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock July 01, 2006

Asswater

1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.

Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!

by Puppet Villain June 30, 2020

Asswater

Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.

by h. chinaski May 15, 2004