assmaggot
A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.
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Assmaggot.
Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.
Assmaggot. by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022
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ASSFAGGOTS
An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
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Cocksexual Assfaggot
A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Cocksexual Assfaggot by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008
ass maggot
This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.
ass maggot by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005
ass maggot
Ass Maggot (n):
Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.
Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.
Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.
ass maggot by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010
assmagnet
Derek is such an assmagnet.
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