assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

by Pending April 30, 2003

Assmaggot.

Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.

If"person" keeps going this way,they're gonna be as useful as an Assmaggot.

by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022

ASSFAGGOTS

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

by Without Me September 23, 2020

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

ass maggot

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003