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ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Cocksexual Assfaggot 

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

Autofaggot 

Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.
Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up
Autofaggot by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020

assmaggot 

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.
how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)
assmaggot by Pending April 30, 2003

assfaggot 

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.
Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.
assfaggot by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

assfaggot 

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker
dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot
assfaggot by alex santana July 22, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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