This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.
by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005
Ass Maggot (n):
Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.
Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.
Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.
by DieFlederMaus February 18, 2010
one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.
by foshizzle December 3, 2003
by ani_the_feral_ferret October 28, 2003
1. n - A disgusting, larval parasite that lives in the anus or rectum of a corpse; one who resembles such a creature in appearance or behavior.
Wait . . . after she told you the doctors said it was cancer, you still dumped her that night? What kind of vile, shit-eating ass-maggot are you, anyway?
by nihil8r May 1, 2003