arsemaggot 

Pretty self-explanatory term for someone who is a total waste of DNA

A: so he was cheating on her with her best friend?

B: yes, he is such an arsemaggot! Better off without him

arsemaggot by Exeter27 April 6, 2022

arsemaggot 

A self-explanatory term for someone who is a complete waste of DNA

Jerk; waste of space; person of low moral value; snake; scum; human flotsam

A: not only did he cheat on her, he drained their bank account and ran up their credit cards before taking off

B: she is better off without the arsemaggot

arsemaggot by Exeter27 April 6, 2022

arsemarmot 

See fuckmuppet. Someone who is incredibly stupid and inept, unable to do even the most simple tasks correctly.

That Carl! What an arsemarmot! I said NO salt, NO salt on the margarita and what did I get? BIG GRAINS OF SALT!

arsemarmot by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

assmaggot 

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

assmaggot by Pending April 30, 2003

Assmaggot.

Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.

If"person" keeps going this way,they're gonna be as useful as an Assmaggot.

Assmaggot. by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019