Asslock

The act in which one person is suspended in the air with their limbs inserted into 4 other people's ass's forming the asslock.

Hey man man do you want go asslock Peter tonight?

Sure, lets round up the family and lube up.

by Agnes Mcormick December 29, 2008

asslock

When someone's entire body arches backwards and tenses up because something in being inserted in their ass, they remain locked in this position because if they relax just for a second, the object may go in their ass.

I'm going to jam this stick up his ass and get him in an asslock.
I tried to put my cock in my girl's add last night, I only got the head in when she went all asslock on me.

by Big Vic October 28, 2013

asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

asscock

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

by Darcy January 14, 2005

Ben Asslick

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/

ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012

assrocket

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

asslick

Anal stimulation by a good thorough lickage

I gave Mrs Darcy a damned good asslicking last night. Then she gavce me an asslick back. Very nice woman.

by Licko August 3, 2006