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Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.
John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

peaceably assemble 

Riot, loot, and raze businesses.
We are about to peaceably assemble at the local Nike store.

Assemble 

When called to an ASSEMBLE !

You can not refuse.
WEEDY ASSEMBLE !
but I'm having dinner !
ASSEMBLE !
Fine !
Assemble by Geoff Tucker ( Weedy ) December 22, 2010

assemble 

or you will tremble.
HMM, i think id rather tremble
internal angery
ASSEMBLE OR YOU WILL BE.. uhh
dismembled?
yeah! assemble or you will be dismembled
i have no limbs so u can do that.
GRRR. ASSEMBLE!
assemble or....
ANGERY