Assemble
Assemble by Geoff Tucker ( Weedy ) December 22, 2010
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assemble
HMM, i think id rather tremble
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ASSEMBLE OR YOU WILL BE.. uhh
dismembled?
yeah! assemble or you will be dismembled
i have no limbs so u can do that.
GRRR. ASSEMBLE!
assemble or....
ANGERY
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ASSEMBLE OR YOU WILL BE.. uhh
dismembled?
yeah! assemble or you will be dismembled
i have no limbs so u can do that.
GRRR. ASSEMBLE!
assemble or....
ANGERY
assemble by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020
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Assemble
Assemble by Killojack7 March 4, 2008
assemble fagitron
Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.
John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt [fuck bf anal
assemble fagitron by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015
assemble your crew
Made populare by Dave Chappelle in the Prince skit on the Chappelle show. used to discribe the gathering of your friends in a single area.
Prince: "I've seen your movies. They're quite good."
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"
assemble your crew by Rick James, Bitch! April 8, 2005
assemble a sandwich
Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person
Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"
Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"
Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich
Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan
Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan
assemble a sandwich by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017
reddit assemble
Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:
Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM
Retard 2: no it's not
Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM
Retard 2: no it's not
Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
reddit assemble by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020
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