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Assemble 

When called to an ASSEMBLE !

You can not refuse.
WEEDY ASSEMBLE !
but I'm having dinner !
ASSEMBLE !
Fine !
Assemble by Geoff Tucker ( Weedy ) December 22, 2010
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assemble 

or you will tremble.
HMM, i think id rather tremble
internal angery
ASSEMBLE OR YOU WILL BE.. uhh
dismembled?
yeah! assemble or you will be dismembled
i have no limbs so u can do that.
GRRR. ASSEMBLE!
assemble or....
ANGERY
assemble by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020

Assemble 

To come together, a big group, to build
As in NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assemble by Killojack7 March 4, 2008

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.
John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck [bf anal

assemble your crew 

Made populare by Dave Chappelle in the Prince skit on the Chappelle show. used to discribe the gathering of your friends in a single area.
Prince: "I've seen your movies. They're quite good."
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"

assemble a sandwich 

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"
Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan

reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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