assbracket

Similar to asshat, but it a bracket all their own. Assbrackets will amaze you with their stupidity and lack of concern in general.

Come on assbracket, everybody's waiting on you.

OR
Shut your mouth assbracket, you're ruining it for everybody!

assbracket by AssCrackJr. July 28, 2021

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

assrocket 

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

assrocket by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009

assrocket 

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

assrocket by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

AssCracken 

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

AssCracken by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018