assbracket

Similar to asshat, but it a bracket all their own. Assbrackets will amaze you with their stupidity and lack of concern in general.

Come on assbracket, everybody's waiting on you.

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Shut your mouth assbracket, you're ruining it for everybody!

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Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

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A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

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Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

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A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

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"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

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When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

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