AssCracken

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

Asscracken

Adj. an ass so big it devowers all that gets near it

My car was devowered by an asscracken.

by Sofire21420 April 28, 2017