Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

by S. Prime March 24, 2009

Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

by Spork134 September 22, 2008

AssCracken

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

asscranker

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

by Alaina G November 12, 2008

asskrackery

Complete and utter foolishness.

You cannot drop out of college because of a bad hair day. That would be total asskrackery.

by Davey McGravy May 22, 2007

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005