assblanket

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by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

arseblanket

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

ass blanket

An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

by btsmith January 12, 2006