1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
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A true ballin ass rapper drink requires top notch ingredients, specifically Grey Goose and Martini Spumante Champagne, but not errybodys on that Young Jeezy tip.
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2) used in the song "show me yo bootyhole by saosin
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1) guy: Do you like that new eminem? I hear hes pretty good.
guy2: Damn those crack ass rappers. he doesnt even know what rap is about
2) "First thing's first I know my style is wack
And first things thirds I don't even listen to rap
All these people always hatin' on me
Screamin' out loud (Man, fuck that boosty.)
All these "crack ass rappers" trying to make it to the top
But with pointless rapping
Adding pointless clapping
Only B to C will never stop
*clap, clap, clap*"
guy2: Damn those crack ass rappers. he doesnt even know what rap is about
2) "First thing's first I know my style is wack
And first things thirds I don't even listen to rap
All these people always hatin' on me
Screamin' out loud (Man, fuck that boosty.)
All these "crack ass rappers" trying to make it to the top
But with pointless rapping
Adding pointless clapping
Only B to C will never stop
*clap, clap, clap*"
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Soulja Boy,
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Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
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Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...
Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...
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