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ass ripper

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015
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Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.
OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.
by Dooki man May 26, 2021
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ass-rapper

People that suck at rapping...
such as Ja Rule
Ja Rule is such an ass-rapper
by BoBo January 11, 2005
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Ballin Ass Rapper Drink

A mixed drink that surpasses all others in every way. Pour equal parts vodka and champagne in a cup with some ice.

Ball till you fall, or drink till your fingers stink.

A true ballin ass rapper drink requires top notch ingredients, specifically Grey Goose and Martini Spumante Champagne, but not errybodys on that Young Jeezy tip.
Ay nigga, time to celebrate. We sippin on ballin ass rapper drinks tonight.

Up in the VIP we pour Ballin Ass Rapper Drinks
by Drat Pack October 22, 2011
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crack ass rapper

1) usually a white rapper that knows nothing about the rap society just to make a profit

2) used in the song "show me yo bootyhole by saosin
1) guy: Do you like that new eminem? I hear hes pretty good.

guy2: Damn those crack ass rappers. he doesnt even know what rap is about

2) "First thing's first I know my style is wack
And first things thirds I don't even listen to rap
All these people always hatin' on me
Screamin' out loud (Man, fuck that boosty.)
All these "crack ass rappers" trying to make it to the top
But with pointless rapping
Adding pointless clapping
Only B to C will never stop
*clap, clap, clap*"
by Sergent Applebees December 12, 2008
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Ass-rapper

Cardi B,
Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...
2021 = Cardi B is getting another baby.

Nicki Minaj OG fans: Looks like the ass-rapper is going to be a mother. No!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 14, 2022
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