ass heave 

When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.

Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.

ass heave by wetbackoftatt00 March 24, 2009

ass heave 

After holding your shit for hours and finally being able to sit down and release.

Doug said he had to shit 3 hours ago. I bet he has to ass heave.

ass heave by wetbackoftatt00 February 26, 2009

Ass heaves 

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

Ass heaves by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

have ass 

To be physically attractive; to have an appealing physique. The third-person form is got ass.

"A big fine woman'll make you smile when she pass you
Damn that girl sexy, her mamma got ass too."
-Juvenile, "Mamma Got Ass"

Steve: "Maaan, this party at Wellington's house is going to suck baaaalllls."
Kevin: "Word to your mother. Working for that guy is a bitch. I can only imagine what that old stiff's family is like."
*Ding Dong*
Hot girl: "Hello, I'm Mr. Wellington's daughter Tiffany."
Steve: "BAZOOING! Damn that girl is hot!"
Kevin: "No kidding dude. I didn't expect old Wellington's daughter to have ass like that. Did you see the rack on that smokin' piece of tail?"
Steve: "Hell yeah man! I'd love to give those tig ol' bitties a good motorboating."
Mr. Wellington (having overheard): "Ahem...speaking of having ass, how about you two have your asses out of the office by Monday? You're fired."

have ass by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

muffin headed ass 

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin

Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."

muffin headed ass by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

have your ass handed to you 

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

have your ass handed to you by NADROJ January 21, 2004