asloon 

a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean

hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”

asloon by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023

Asoon 

To assume shit

Them: Yu must sexually identify as a apache helicopter
Me: Stop asooning shit. But yes.

Asoon by KeelHaul September 6, 2019

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

Aspoonded by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

ALooney 

A man who is so shy and childish that if his mother was to have sex in front of him he would not know what her vajina is and would also giggle at the fact she has one

I was fucking an asian chick and her roommate came in he is such an ALooney he just laughed at it

ALooney by Kingbob257 August 20, 2019

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

assoon by pentozali August 11, 2010

aswoon 

The inability to think straight due to being 'in like' with someone new.

Shayna is aswoon, her new bf must have texted her. :)

aswoon by Shayna's friend March 19, 2011

aslone 

A big bad ass motherfucker. Scares most with his don't take shit attitude. You would rather jack a mountain lion off in a phone booth with cockleburs than mess with this person.

Don't move, an Aslone is coming.

aslone by adsf4 January 5, 2017