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Them: Yu must sexually identify as a apache helicopter
Me: Stop asooning shit. But yes.
Asoon by KeelHaul September 6, 2019
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The act of being assaulted with a spoon.
If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!
Aspoonded by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015
a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean
hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”
asloon by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023
A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".
Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.
assoon by pentozali August 11, 2010
The most canon OTP, the true pairing, the ship between YoonGi (fr. BTS) and the awards he wins.
I like Namjin and Yoonmin. And you?
–I like Awoongi.
awoongi by awoongi February 27, 2018

Awoonibyou 

Portmanteau of "Awoo" and "Chuunibyou."

Awoo (interj., v.) - An onomatopoeia of a canine howl (especially that of a wolf) associated with Furries, Therians, and PuppyPeople (see: Puppygirl).

Chuunibyou (adj., n.) (alt. spelling: Chunibyo; abbrev. Chuuni) - Often translated into English from Japanese as "Eighth-Grade Syndrome."
A trope in manga and anime characterized by ostentatious, idiosyncratic, fantastical, and immature speech and behavior, especially in mundane situations where such speech and behavior are considered inappropriate or annoying (such as in school, at work, or in public).

Examples of chuunibyou characters include Hououin Kyouma (Steins;Gate), Megumin (Konosuba), and Rikka Takanashi (Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!).

This condition cannot be cured.
Person A: AWAAAA~ colon three I COMMAND YOU TO SERVE ME A NUMBER 6 COMBO WITH THE CLASSIC CRISPY DOGTREATS, A SIDE OF FILTH, AND A CUP FOR THE SLOP FOUNTAIN. NO POISON THIS TIME, PLEASE--MY TESTER IS ON MEDICAL LEAVE FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS EHEHE :3

Person B: My dude, it's the lunch rush and there's a line behind you extending into the road. If you keep doing this Awoonibyou nonsense we're gonna have to ban you from all our locations in the region.

Person A: NOT IF I MAKE MY ESCAPE QUICKLY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO IDENTIFY ME >:3 *stalls car* d-dang,, uhh,, PUPPYDOG EYES, ACTIVATE! ÓwÒ
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY LEVATOR ANGULI OCULI MEDIALIS!
Awoonibyou by rouenne4kilo July 3, 2025