aswoon

The inability to think straight due to being 'in like' with someone new.

Shayna is aswoon, her new bf must have texted her. :)

by Shayna's friend March 19, 2011

Asoon

To assume shit

Them: Yu must sexually identify as a apache helicopter
Me: Stop asooning shit. But yes.

by KeelHaul September 6, 2019

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

asloon

a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean

hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”

by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

awoongi

The most canon OTP, the true pairing, the ship between YoonGi (fr. BTS) and the awards he wins.

– I like Namjin and Yoonmin. And you?
–I like Awoongi.

by awoongi February 27, 2018

Awoonibyou

Portmanteau of "Awoo" and "Chuunibyou."

Awoo (interj., v.) - An onomatopoeia of a canine howl (especially that of a wolf) associated with Furries, Therians, and PuppyPeople (see: Puppygirl).

Chuunibyou (adj., n.) (alt. spelling: Chunibyo; abbrev. Chuuni) - Often translated into English from Japanese as "Eighth-Grade Syndrome."
A trope in manga and anime characterized by ostentatious, idiosyncratic, fantastical, and immature speech and behavior, especially in mundane situations where such speech and behavior are considered inappropriate or annoying (such as in school, at work, or in public).

Examples of chuunibyou characters include Hououin Kyouma (Steins;Gate), Megumin (Konosuba), and Rikka Takanashi (Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!).

This condition cannot be cured.

Person A: AWAAAA~ colon three I COMMAND YOU TO SERVE ME A NUMBER 6 COMBO WITH THE CLASSIC CRISPY DOGTREATS, A SIDE OF FILTH, AND A CUP FOR THE SLOP FOUNTAIN. NO POISON THIS TIME, PLEASE--MY TESTER IS ON MEDICAL LEAVE FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS EHEHE :3

Person B: My dude, it's the lunch rush and there's a line behind you extending into the road. If you keep doing this Awoonibyou nonsense we're gonna have to ban you from all our locations in the region.

Person A: NOT IF I MAKE MY ESCAPE QUICKLY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO IDENTIFY ME >:3 *stalls car* d-dang,, uhh,, PUPPYDOG EYES, ACTIVATE! ÓwÒ
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY LEVATOR ANGULI OCULI MEDIALIS!

by rouenne4kilo July 3, 2025