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A man who is so shy and childish that if his mother was to have sex in front of him he would not know what her vajina is and would also giggle at the fact she has one

I was fucking an asian chick and her roommate came in he is such an ALooney he just laughed at it

ALooney by Kingbob257 August 20, 2019

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aloney

The true definition of a "selfie "

Your really just alone taking pictures of your self.

I took an aloney today and posted on Facebook .

aloney by Runningwithbeer July 28, 2016

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almoney

Almoney is one of Chief keef's songs almoney is off of the album The Leek (vol .5) kind of underrated but fire almoney was a snippet in 2014 and dropped 2018 he just switched almighty to almoney

Glitteria: did you hear that song almoney

Cutteria: no is it fire

Glitteria: kind of underrated but yeah it's fire

almoney by I be chiefin keef December 30, 2018

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A looney

A crazy person; and or; a sphycotic man

---wierd little boy dances in street with his mother---
Person 1- wow...who's that?
person2-...a looney.

A looney by April January 14, 2005

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Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

Almoney Day by anonymous November 8, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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