ALooney 

A man who is so shy and childish that if his mother was to have sex in front of him he would not know what her vajina is and would also giggle at the fact she has one

I was fucking an asian chick and her roommate came in he is such an ALooney he just laughed at it

ALooney by Kingbob257 August 20, 2019

aloney 

The true definition of a "selfie "

Your really just alone taking pictures of your self.

I took an aloney today and posted on Facebook .

aloney by Runningwithbeer July 28, 2016

almoney 

Almoney is one of Chief keef's songs almoney is off of the album The Leek (vol .5) kind of underrated but fire almoney was a snippet in 2014 and dropped 2018 he just switched almighty to almoney

Glitteria: did you hear that song almoney

Cutteria: no is it fire

Glitteria: kind of underrated but yeah it's fire

almoney by I be chiefin keef December 30, 2018

A looney 

A crazy person; and or; a sphycotic man

---wierd little boy dances in street with his mother---
Person 1- wow...who's that?
person2-...a looney.

A looney by April January 14, 2005

Almoney Day 

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

Almoney Day by anonymous November 8, 2020