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The most sweetest person in the world. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. The best sense of humor & very bubbly & talkative. An energetic soul with a great mind. Focused, and hardworking. A very loyal person and can be mean only when she is pushed to that point. The world's biggest goof ball and not even words in the dictionary can describe her.
Hey, I went to see Asiphe today
Asiphe by liyassso August 15, 2020
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The kickass dutch death metal band, featuring Martin Van Drunen's sick vocals, THE SAW IS THE LAW riffs and total headbanging.
I saw Asphyx last live last night, my neck hurts.
Asphyx by tomcat ha November 23, 2010

assphattuation 

An infatuation with nice rear ends.
Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.
assphattuation by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

assphalt 

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina
For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009
I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.
Asphalt 9 by Bäckeri March 3, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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