Asiphe

The most sweetest person in the world. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. The best sense of humor & very bubbly & talkative. An energetic soul with a great mind. Focused, and hardworking. A very loyal person and can be mean only when she is pushed to that point. The world's biggest goof ball and not even words in the dictionary can describe her.

Hey, I went to see Asiphe today

Asiphe by liyassso August 15, 2020

Assphelters 

A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.

At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.

Assphelters by HereamI March 2, 2011

Assphemy 

A fart that smells so bad, it is unforgivable.

Person 1: (fart)
Person 2: Dude!?
Person 3: Come on man! That was straight up ASSPHEMY!

Assphemy by Laturna Noes August 30, 2013

Assphemy 

irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the ass of another; speaking poorly of another's gluteus

A:"That girl has no ass. I wouldn't want to tap that." B:"No way man, that's assphemy. She's got some cakes."

Assphemy by mattandalbc January 7, 2011

Assphena 

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

Assphena by AUsome October 24, 2014

Aciphex 

describing the way ones booty shaking makes you feel.

I cant believe the aciphex that girl's booty had on me last night.

Aciphex by strangewon February 12, 2010

assphenomical 

An ass that is astronomically big and phenomenally beautiful.

Crystal’s booty is assphenomical

assphenomical by Bubba Willie September 15, 2020