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Realistic 

Something fake that people perceive as real
Lets be realistic here, walking wolves clearly exists.
Realistic by Megaman82118 February 2, 2018
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realistic 

1.something that is extremely similar to that which is real.
2. something not irrealistic
"Man, that book "Battle Royale" was in many ways frighteningly realistic"
realistic by Alexander D'Arata-Newby November 30, 2003

Realistic 

The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the late 1960's until the early 1990's when the brand name was changed over to Optimus.
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge clearance sale on most of there Realistic Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette/8-Track Players, Turntables, etc...

Ight Dogg, I can dig that brand...
Realistic by Ravpaq October 5, 2006

Realistic 

Goat simulator is not real realistic
Realistic by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
Realistic Smurf cat by Indoggob September 11, 2023

realistic pessimism 

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.
A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

realistic smurf cat

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"
realistic smurf cat by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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