For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
by scholzilla September 04, 2009

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019

by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 06, 2018
