For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
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dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
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