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when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009

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assphalt

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

assphalt by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019

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Assphalt

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

Assphalt by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018

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assphattuation

An infatuation with nice rear ends.

Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

assphattuation by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

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Asphalt 9

A FUN racing (realistic) game

I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.

Asphalt 9 by Bäckeri March 3, 2021

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Asphalt Cowboy

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

Asphalt Cowboy by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009

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Asphalt Queen

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again

Asphalt Queen by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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