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when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina
For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
by scholzilla September 04, 2009
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When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete
Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.
by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 06, 2018
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The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there
dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019
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