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assphyxiation 

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.
"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."
assphyxiation by Jumoma June 3, 2006

Assphyxiation 

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.
Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
Assphyxiation by bored_hero September 11, 2020

assphyxiation 

suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses
damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!
assphyxiation by barbara January 21, 2003

assphyxiation 

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum
Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.
assphyxiation by Mike November 17, 2004

Assphyxiation 

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!
Assphyxiation by petuniafish September 10, 2011

assphyxiation

when they have your face in their ass and they decide to suffocate you
assphyxiation happened when she sat on my face