scholzilla's definitions

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

hijoke

v. to ruin the punch line or otherwise interrupt someone else's joke

Every time I get to the punch line, she hijokes me.

by scholzilla October 18, 2009

Obamapologist

n. a generally liberal person who rationalizes the more illiberal policies of President Obama

It will be entertaining to watch the Obamapologists sugar-coat his escalation of the Afghan war.

by scholzilla October 7, 2009

assphalt

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

by scholzilla September 4, 2009