Armstronged 

Being bullied, sued or ruined by someone for telling the truth.

Lance Armstronged me for going public on his doping.

Armstronged by OGR Runner January 23, 2013

Neil Armstronged 

When someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon. The similarities are uncanny!

You have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. At that point you shout "you just Neil Armstronged the drop in line bro!"

Neil Armstronged by Fringe Lab February 22, 2014

Lance Armstronged 

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

Lance Armstronged by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.

Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

Senator Armstrong by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Armstrong's Law

Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.

Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed

Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)

Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.

"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."

"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."

"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."

Armstrong's Law by Erik_Meijer December 4, 2015

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon 

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon by Katsura_san January 16, 2021