Armstrong'd

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To get pegged by your misso on snapchat, most likely after taking copious amounts of powdered drugs.

"Did you see Jimbo's snappy last night Gary?"
"Yeah, got Armstrong'd hardwe than the singer of Harmsways biceps"

Armstrong'd by sesesesesese February 3, 2017

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Armstrong-DeLorian

It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian

Man that Murphy's show was Armstrong-DeLorian, 'twas not bovo at all.

Armstrong-DeLorian by Lunchbox January 3, 2004

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dope like lance armstrong

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

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dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum

person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!

dakota armstrong by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

jakob danger armstrong by Halenay July 30, 2006

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Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.

"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."

Dylan Armstrong by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024

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dale hunter Carl armstrong

Sexy, huge dick has a girlfriend probably he cums a lot and he probably is cumming right now sweet nice guy best boyfriend

Damn is that dale hunter Carl armstrong

dale hunter Carl armstrong by Dale hunter Carl armstrong August 7, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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