A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'
by Gadams February 19, 2009
Verb:
1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.
1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.
Yo, even though that bitch really was cheating on Joe, she went around "Armstronging" him by saying that he not only cheated on her, but beat her as well!
by Slojay January 19, 2013
by astrotoy7 June 11, 2009
by monty4248 December 04, 2015
Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
by Morny AK August 15, 2018
The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.
by Lil Rack Don't Cap April 26, 2022
(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
by Bobby Ward August 15, 2006