Facebook Apprehension

The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.

Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.

Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.

Facebook Apprehension by cakeisallright June 4, 2010

ass apprehension 

is the fear that every guy expieriences when he is about to insert a finger, his cock, or any other object into a girls ass. the girl is usually looking in the other direction due to being in the 69 position or just bent over . the man will have a river of emotions rushing through his mind ...my god will she attack me...scream at me end the session or just look at me in disgust. once the guy sifts through this phase he will put his fears aside and begin the process of reaming out her anal cavity not caring of any consequences.

as lisa was working my fleshy pole i noticed her ass in very close proximity to me. i looked around the room saw the bottle an thought this could fit. as i kicked the idea around for a minute or two i decided ya know lisa is a whore an would most likely love this bottle inserted in her puckered ass . so i proceeded to impale her ass with the bottle .....she didnt mind even encouraged it ass apprehension

ass apprehension by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

apprehensive orgasm 

Having an orgasm when you're frightened or anxious about something important to settle your nerves and calm you down.

I had an apprehensive orgasm before my audition.

apprehensive orgasm by Cosmic243 February 3, 2014

Apprehensive William 

When one man gets shy and goes soft during a Lonesome Richard.

Adam was excited about executing a Lonesome Richard until Max pulled an Apprehensive William.

Apprehensive William by Apprehensive William January 15, 2010

Apprehensious 

The correct form of the word Apprehension.

That weed makes me Apprehensious.

Apprehensious by whereismyorange August 8, 2013

app-rehension 

(noun) -- A feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road.

"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013

app-rehension by PRwiz101 January 27, 2013

assprehension 

Assprehension is when you're not quite sure what's about to come out of your own ass.

Dude, I had a bad case of assprehension before I ripped ass.

assprehension by Fah-Que Twice September 24, 2021