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Facebook Apprehension

The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.
Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.

Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.

Apprehensious 

The correct form of the word Apprehension.
That weed makes me Apprehensious.

ass apprehension 

is the fear that every guy expieriences when he is about to insert a finger, his cock, or any other object into a girls ass. the girl is usually looking in the other direction due to being in the 69 position or just bent over . the man will have a river of emotions rushing through his mind ...my god will she attack me...scream at me end the session or just look at me in disgust. once the guy sifts through this phase he will put his fears aside and begin the process of reaming out her anal cavity not caring of any consequences.
as lisa was working my fleshy pole i noticed her ass in very close proximity to me. i looked around the room saw the bottle an thought this could fit. as i kicked the idea around for a minute or two i decided ya know lisa is a whore an would most likely love this bottle inserted in her puckered ass . so i proceeded to impale her ass with the bottle .....she didnt mind even encouraged it ass apprehension
ass apprehension by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

Amprehension 

The fear that your EV will run out of charge before you reach the next plug
Knowinf I hadn't charged the Tesla for a while, I had amprehension about the length of my drive home.
Amprehension by Son of bear February 10, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026