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swamp cunt is when a women does not properly cleanse her pussy over a extended period of time usually two or more days thus turning her pussy into a moist,damp,rotten place where no guy or girl would ever care to visit or stay for that matter
bobby... hey tony didnt you date that girl behind the counter over there. tony.. yea i did but not for a long time. bobby.. how come she looks great...tony...bobby her fucking pussy smelt like a fucking wharf. bobby....no shit that bad wow who would of thought that she has swamp cunt thats to bad
by tommy tissue September 8, 2011
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is the fear that every guy expieriences when he is about to insert a finger, his cock, or any other object into a girls ass. the girl is usually looking in the other direction due to being in the 69 position or just bent over . the man will have a river of emotions rushing through his mind ...my god will she attack me...scream at me end the session or just look at me in disgust. once the guy sifts through this phase he will put his fears aside and begin the process of reaming out her anal cavity not caring of any consequences.
as lisa was working my fleshy pole i noticed her ass in very close proximity to me. i looked around the room saw the bottle an thought this could fit. as i kicked the idea around for a minute or two i decided ya know lisa is a whore an would most likely love this bottle inserted in her puckered ass . so i proceeded to impale her ass with the bottle .....she didnt mind even encouraged it ass apprehension
by tommy tissue September 8, 2011
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its when a guy we can call him steve drops a tremendous amount of baby batter deep up inside a girls pussy , then as the girl goes about her business the next day realizes that she feels remenants of the previous nights events oozing from her pussy an running down her leg.
as ann walked through the mall she felt a warm strange sensastation overcome her . she thought to herself whats going on here am i having a fucking cum ooze right here in the mall. fuck i am having a cum ooze right here in the mall shit. where are the bathrooms
by tommy tissue September 8, 2011
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