Skip to main content

applepuss 

the act of putting a rotten apple into a vagina and letting a horse eat it
Everyone was blown away at the family reunion, when grandma showed us her applepuss
applepuss by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
Words you can keep

Appledusk 

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.
Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.
Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021
Related Words

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Appleless 

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless
Appleless by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009

Amplipuss 

The set up of numerous amplifiers and instrument into a triangular configuration causing feedback and frequency dissonance.
I'm so straight I'm going to build an Amplipuss.
Amplipuss by Anonymous Domicile April 11, 2011

Applessss 

Oh my gosh Rems took all my Applessss
Applessss by Applessss February 22, 2021
A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
appless by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next