applepuss 

the act of putting a rotten apple into a vagina and letting a horse eat it

Everyone was blown away at the family reunion, when grandma showed us her applepuss

applepuss by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

Appledusk 

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.

Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.

Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Appleless 

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"

Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless

Appleless by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009

Amplipuss 

The set up of numerous amplifiers and instrument into a triangular configuration causing feedback and frequency dissonance.

I'm so straight I'm going to build an Amplipuss.

Amplipuss by Anonymous Domicile April 11, 2011

Applessss 

When you have four apples

Oh my gosh Rems took all my Applessss

Applessss by Applessss February 22, 2021

appless 

A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.

Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."

appless by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011