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Appleless

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless
by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009
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Applebeesable

A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.
Your girl is hot and chill enough to be applebeesable.
by Coochhitta May 23, 2023
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appleversity

(ADJ) A collection of people who are different ethnicities but have all the same traits, class, weight, looks...etc.
The new Ipod bilboard was filled with appleversity.
by cynisism July 15, 2011
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applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
by Ksarah August 10, 2007
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Take Your Grandma to Applebees

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.
by AnonDavid November 11, 2010
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
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applebees

resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
by chicfi October 25, 2019
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