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Applesmash
The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.
My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019
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Applessss • applepussy • appless • Appleless • applepuss • Applesause • Applesauseing • applespastic • Apple Smash • apple ass
Appleless
The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
Appleless by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009
appless
A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.
App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."
Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"
Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."
Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"
Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."
Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
appless by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011
Applesause
Applesause by Bender! October 17, 2014
applepussy
A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
applepussy by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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