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Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

applespastic 

(pronounced: apple spaz tick)

adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park.

synonyms - awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling
that pizza was applespastic!
applespastic by kuruteru March 8, 2009

Appleless 

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless
Appleless by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009
A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
appless by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011

Applesause 

Ruining a apple product -ipad,iphone etc
"that dude just turned his Ipad into applesause"
Applesause by Bender! October 17, 2014

applepussy 

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!
applepussy by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007