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Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

applespastic 

(pronounced: apple spaz tick)

adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park.

synonyms - awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling
that pizza was applespastic!
applespastic by kuruteru March 8, 2009

Appleless 

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"
Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless
Appleless by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009
A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
appless by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011

Applesause 

Ruining a apple product -ipad,iphone etc
"that dude just turned his Ipad into applesause"
Applesause by Bender! October 17, 2014

applepussy 

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!
applepussy by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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