Appledusk

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.

Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.

by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021

Appleause

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit

“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”

by davesthename June 24, 2019

applemuck

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

applepussy

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.

Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!

by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007