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Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011
a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
appledick by davesthename June 24, 2019

applemuck 

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.
Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!
applemuck by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

appletuck 

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus
Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!
appletuck by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applefucked 

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
applefucked by DrPhist November 5, 2011

applepussy 

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!
applepussy by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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