apolijizz

the act of apolijiz is when somebody makes up for something through the act of intercourse.

last night i was mad but this morning i apolijizzed him.

by murninman February 28, 2011

Apolojizz

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.

Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"

by Kermeister August 5, 2018

appolojizz

To ejaculate/cum on/inside someone instead of appologizing.

Bill: Dude, is Lisa still mad cuz you did her friend?
Bob: Nah, she accepted my appolojizz

by Craymortz July 24, 2011

Apolojizz

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.

Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010

Apolojizz

The act of having make-up sex.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!

by Pickleknee October 4, 2009

Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Apolojizzing

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

by Maezie March 29, 2019