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An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.
Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
by Kermeister August 05, 2018
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When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.
Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 11, 2010
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The act of having make-up sex.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!
by Pickleknee October 04, 2009
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to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
by ihuntmidgets September 29, 2009
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To apologize with the intention of getting some; To apologize profusely in hopes of receiving sexual favors in return
After cheating on her with Erica, Sean was apolojizzing all over the place to Amanda
by sexii_mamii February 16, 2011
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1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.
1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.
by Charlise October 17, 2007
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