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Apolojizz 

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.
Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
Apolojizz by Kermeister August 5, 2018
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Apolonized 

a-POL-o-nized

To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.

To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.

To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.

Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno

Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!

Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
Apolonized by MzMarketing February 19, 2010

Apolojizz 

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.
Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
Apolojizz by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010

Apolojizz 

The act of having make-up sex.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!
Apolojizz by Pickleknee October 4, 2009

Apolojizz 

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
Apolojizz by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Apolojizzing 

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex
“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”
Apolojizzing by Maezie March 29, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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