“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”
by Maezie March 30, 2019
A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.
by sticky thumb September 13, 2019
by Dafante March 23, 2017
An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.
Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
by Kermeister August 05, 2018
When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.
Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 11, 2010
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!
by Pickleknee October 05, 2009
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
by ihuntmidgets September 29, 2009