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Apolojizzism 

An apology given in the form of sex. The best of all the apologies. Otherwise known as make up sex.
When two people get in an argument and decide that "getting it on" would be a much better way of "working it out" than to actually talk. i.e. "I was really pissed at them but their nails raking down my back during make up sex made everything better. . .for awhile.It was an apolojizzism."
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Apolojizzing 

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex
“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”
Apolojizzing by Maezie March 29, 2019
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Apolojizzing 

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.
“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”
Apolojizzing by sticky thumb September 12, 2019

Apolojizzing 

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.
Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.
Apolojizzing by Dafante March 23, 2017

apolojizzing 

make-up sex.
Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.

Apolojizzing 

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.
A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.
Apolojizzing by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011

Apolojizzing 

I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!
Apolojizzing by Chazwarn August 30, 2011
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