12 definitions by ihuntmidgets

Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

by ihuntmidgets September 24, 2009

Euphoral

A profound sense of well being, brought on by fellatio and/or cunnilingus.

After that hour long session with that broad's face on my crotch I am feeling rather Euphoral.

by ihuntmidgets July 17, 2010

Brown Belt

After ejaculating into someoens rectum, pulling out, and smearing a brown-ine across their stomach and/or back.

"I like my brown belt with my coffee in the morning."

by ihuntmidgets July 20, 2009

Chintuplet

Noun - A chintuplet is a person who pocesses subcutaneous fat around the neck that sags and creates wrinkles, making the owner appear to have multiple chins. It is most common on people who are morbedly obese. It is more visible when the bottom jaw is lowered or the head is tilted down.

Damn, your girl really let go of herself after you got married. Shes a chintuplet now!

by ihuntmidgets August 15, 2009

Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 29, 2009

Bronze Bath

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?

by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010