Main Entry: hop·py
Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober
douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes
douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.
douchebag1: CHEA!
to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
Noun - A chintuplet is a person who pocesses subcutaneous fat around the neck that sags and creates wrinkles, making the owner appear to have multiple chins. It is most common on people who are morbedly obese. It is more visible when the bottom jaw is lowered or the head is tilted down.
Damn, your girl really let go of herself after you got married. Shes a chintuplet now!
A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.
Adj: Vagina
Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.
The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?
Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.
Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia
A profound sense of well being, brought on by fellatio and/or cunnilingus.
After that hour long session with that broad's face on my crotch I am feeling rather Euphoral.
