Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

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Bronze Bath

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010

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(adjectival form) a word that imitates or suggests the source of the homosexual sound that it describes.

"That is such a Homomatopoeic saying"

Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include homosexual noises, such as "meow" or "roar" or "gag" or "fap"

by ihuntmidgets September 16, 2010

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The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

by ihuntmidgets September 24, 2009

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Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.

Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia

by ihuntmidgets April 26, 2010

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to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 29, 2009

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After ejaculating into someoens rectum, pulling out, and smearing a brown-ine across their stomach and/or back.

"I like my brown belt with my coffee in the morning."

by ihuntmidgets July 20, 2009

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