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Apolojizzing 

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.
“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”
Apolojizzing by sticky thumb September 12, 2019

Apolojizzing 

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.
Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.
Apolojizzing by Dafante March 23, 2017

apolojizzing 

Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.

Apolojizzing 

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.
A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.
Apolojizzing by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011

Apolojizzing 

Another word for 'make up sex'
I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!
Apolojizzing by Chazwarn August 30, 2011

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) 

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting
Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).