Apolojizzing

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A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

Apolojizzing by Maezie March 29, 2019

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Apolojizzing

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.

“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”

Apolojizzing by sticky thumb September 12, 2019

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Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

Apolojizzing by Dafante March 23, 2017

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apolojizzing

make-up sex.

Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.

apolojizzing by youdon'tknowme..reallyyoudon't November 27, 2010

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Apolojizzing

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.

A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.

Apolojizzing by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011

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Apolojizzing

Another word for 'make up sex'

I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!

Apolojizzing by Chazwarn August 30, 2011

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MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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