apism 

No one knows

What is Apism?
I don’t know

apism by Callmee_SouL August 17, 2023

APISALOMA 

Samoan for the name "Absalom". In the bible it is the son of King David, known as the "Father Of Peace". It is also the name of a great man. The funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. Not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you'd ever have. If there is one he stands for, its family. It is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in Auckland New Zealand to remember my father's birthday . Happy birthday dad!

Whos that guy again?

Him, thats Apisaloma uce.

Apisaloma? Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Don't wanna mess with that guy.

APISALOMA by vato loco 6ix 2wo November 11, 2011

Apist 

A person who turns others into apes.

Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!

Apist by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

umop apisdn 

= "Upside down.": Read Upside down, and backwards.
Try using Ctrl+Alt+Arrow-Down

Do you know Jack Johnson? He wrote this song: "umop apisdn".

umop apisdn by MopfMore April 2, 2015

Apistic 

1. without faith.

2. without belief.

3. a person who lives their life absent of faith.

Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."

Apistic by ballsinahatontopofalampshade November 18, 2009

anismism 

1) a school of thought which runs contrary to ismism.
2) a school of thought which runs contrary to the school of thought that schools of thought need labels.

Note: Implicit in anismism is a self-referential recursive paradox, however anismists don't think in absolutes and don't dwell on irresolvable paradox so it isn't really a problem.

Also: anismist - a subscriber to the idea of anismism
anistist - one who is against people who are for things.

Possible abbreviated forms: anism, anist

1) Spiritualism and Atheism are both equally irritating for much of the same reasons. Both are philosophical masturbation with no other practical purpose, thus I instead subscribe to anismism.

2) I find anyone who rigidly defines themselves by a philosophy which contains unprovable assumptions irritating. I am an anistist.

3) It would be an anist's wet dream dip Richard Dawkins and Bruce Chapman in a vat of personal lubricant and then lock them both in the same room.

anismism by Anismist September 14, 2011

Apigmatism 

Apigmatism (not to be confused with astigmatism), is an optical defect in which vision is altered causing ugly, homely, overweight women to appear beautiful in the eye of the afflicted. Many liken this condition to Beer Goggles, however to suffer from this condition, one does not necessarily have to be drunk.

What do you mean she was good looking? You must have apigmatism! Go see an ophthalmologist.

Apigmatism by techmasterflash May 16, 2013