Alism 

A term used to describe misspoken phrases that are often derived unexpectedly and are surprising sources of comedy; the cause of hilarity usually stems from misspoken pop culture references which are spoken with conviction and rigor by the guilty party.

Examples of an Alism:

#1:
Me: "No more drinking, all I do is P90X."
Al: "Its PX90 dogg... Retard!"

#2:
Me: "So where do you want to go eat?"
Al: "Lets go to el lollo poco!"

Alism by thebigred August 24, 2010

Alism 

The Idea that Al is the coolest person on earth, which makes you want to eat a bologna sandwich and chill on your phat ride.

"Dammmn thats an Al over derrr"

Alism by CoolioStraightz March 26, 2005

nomi-alism 

The assertion that discrete draw-distances are, in a closed system, color contrasts.

Nomi-alism is the theory that color-contrasts are discrete draw-distances in-an-open-system.

Algebra is describing color contrasts which make up the edges of a hyperfrequentist circle.

nomi-alism by metawave November 1, 2021

Alimo 

Originally someone who made huge plans to grind a years worth of work over summer but that didn't go through so they became jokeman and started copying work supported by a large network of people who both supply and use the supplies. In particular, copying large amounts of work without understanding anything is called alimoing.

Alimo: Can you supply the analysis sheet I was doing it last night and passed out
Supplier: I got u fam but make sure you learn it properly later

Alimo: Yea I'll do it over summer along with Groups, VC, DEs, Probability, GRM, Markov Chains, Sleeping 9 hours a day, Gym every day, learning life skills . . .

Alimo by pearhead February 11, 2022

Alisa 

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet in your whole life. She's the kind of girl that deserves unconditional love because she's worth it. Shes loyal, sweet, and has a childish sense of humor that you can't help but adore. Once you fall for her, there isn't a way back up because Alisa has a way of making you love her more and more every day. There's never a dull moment with this girl who is beautiful inside and out.

Me: Damn! Is that Alisa?
My Bf: Oh fucc yeah! Did she glo- up or sum?
Me: *shocked by Alisa's radiant beauty*
Me: Don't do it-
My Bf: Imma do it
Me: *sighs*
My Bf: Im breaking up wit u shes mine now

Alisa by yeET_1227 October 1, 2019

Alisa Marshal 

Alisa Marshal is the epitome of sexiness. She exudes confidence and sex appeal with her toned physique, smoldering eyes, and radiant smile. Her beauty is undeniable, and her curves are to die for. Her captivating presence is magnetic, and her presence in any room will always lure the attention of anyone nearby. Her wardrobe is always on point, and her fashion sense is impeccable. She knows how to dress to impress, and her style is always unique and stylish. She has an aura of mystery that entices and seduces all who cross her path. Alisa Marshal is sexy as fuck, and she knows it.

Person 1: "Damn, did you see that girl? She is sexy as fuck!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I know! She is a total Alisa Marshal."

Alisa Marshal by PapasitoKen May 17, 2023

Alimony

From the Latin 'Alimonus', meaning to castrate a man by using his wallet.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Groucho Marx

Alimony by Rockology_101 January 11, 2015