Apeism
Apeism by DamnDirtyOrangutan September 23, 2020
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apeism
Apeism: The term for which used to describe how society knowing or unknowing is converting back to the Stone age.
Basically we are doing this old fashionly because we believe it's the only way or the right way to do it...
Basically we are doing this old fashionly because we believe it's the only way or the right way to do it...
Man Compact DVD's are the way to go man, screw streaming!... What do you mean by apeism?
I only play my games on CRT TV's! 4k Ultra HD TV's? Trash!
I only play my games on CRT TV's! 4k Ultra HD TV's? Trash!
apeism by MarvinComix April 11, 2019
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apeism • ageism • apeist • Abeism • Apeish • Apexism • Aweism • aceismanly • AceisMusical • Apeesman
Apeism
Apeism
The widespread believe that all Dome players are inherently ape and that the return of the player Thegend will herald the dawn of a new age.
The widespread believe that all Dome players are inherently ape and that the return of the player Thegend will herald the dawn of a new age.
Apeism by #1LlejkFan69 October 27, 2022
Ageism
Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
Ageism by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012
Ageism
"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
Ageism by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021
Apeish
1. Used to describe "smoothbrains" who can buy and HODL meme stocks ($AMC, $GME and other meme stocks) as well as some cryptocurrencies.
2. Used to describe "to the moon" (skyrocketing with no resistance) stocks/cryptocurrencies which have a high short interest or no shares to borrow. The stock is short squeezing and hedge funds try to crash the retail traders but bear losses. Also, Elon Musk (not limited to) tweets signals as well as calls for meme stocks and dogecoin. And these stocks and cryptocurrencies grows like "apeish".
2. Used to describe "to the moon" (skyrocketing with no resistance) stocks/cryptocurrencies which have a high short interest or no shares to borrow. The stock is short squeezing and hedge funds try to crash the retail traders but bear losses. Also, Elon Musk (not limited to) tweets signals as well as calls for meme stocks and dogecoin. And these stocks and cryptocurrencies grows like "apeish".
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