Apigmatism

Apigmatism (not to be confused with astigmatism), is an optical defect in which vision is altered causing ugly, homely, overweight women to appear beautiful in the eye of the afflicted. Many liken this condition to Beer Goggles, however to suffer from this condition, one does not necessarily have to be drunk.

What do you mean she was good looking? You must have apigmatism! Go see an ophthalmologist.

by techmasterflash May 16, 2013

astigmatism

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

anigmatism

a disease which inflicts millions daily where u only see a situation in a niggarish way

person 1: "that muthafucka cut me in line, see now i'mma hafta beat his ass!"

person 2:"chill dog, he didn't see you, it's you anigmatism actin' up again!"

by Cucci Mane August 4, 2009

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astigmatism

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

by gdpro February 5, 2018

Afagmatism

Someone who can’t decide if they are a top or a bottom

“Sam said he liked power slamming Chaz the other night, but he also liked tossing Brennan’s sald. I think he has an afagmatism.”

by Puff Sullivan August 8, 2022